May 2012
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
loki-s-army:
godsofmischiefandthunder:
lokihiddlesson:
trollzio:
hipstergrunt:
dea-goes-a-tumbln:
my-kind-of-stuff:
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.
THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME
I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
admitit youwouldwatcheveryepisodeofthisshowuntilitgotcanceled
...
neyruto:
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
I have neither of those powers.
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jazz teacher: Everyone should cut their hair short!
charlotte: But not everyone suits short hair, though.
charlotte: I mean some people look like.....
charlotte: Like.........
charlotte: ....................... /lesbians/
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…………. Sims………..
tonight, we are young so lets
read fanfiction and cry over band members and drown our faces into buckets of food and watch tv shows and then have breakdowns over fictional characters and hyperventilate over 30 year old actors who are hotter
than the sun
"But they're just fictional charac-"
heavenandhellcastiel:
regulusfuckingblack:
bbc sherlock is like the amy pond of fandoms or something
getting by during the long wait by making fanart and telling stories and biting psychiatrists
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I have no reason to, but I think I’m just gonna go to sleep now.
Night, broskis. <3
poemme:
omg Holmes in this scene
I can’t
hulkruffalo:
WHO’S STRONG AND BRAVE HERE TO SAVE THE AMERICAN WAYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHO VOWS TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN FOR WHAT’S RIGHT NIGHT AND DAYYYYYYYYYYY
WHO WILL CAMPAIGN DOOR TO DOOR FOR AMERICA
CARRY THE FLAG SHORE TO SHORE FOR AMERICA
FROM HOBOKEN TO SPOKANNNNNNNE
THE STAR SPANGLED MAN WITH A PLANNNNNNNNNNNN
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Sometimes I get overwhelmed by the sudden sense of how much I hate David Cameron.
ollieplimsolls:
BREAKING NEWS:
Sherlock Holmes fans all over the world are forced to watch Elementary at gun point, instead of being able to just ignore something they don’t like and that otherwise has absolutely no influence on their life whatsoever.
Shocking.
More news at eleven.
[Elementary will] be different and I don’t think it’ll take away the love for...
– BENEDICT FUCKING CUMBERBATCH (via thesavagesalad)