(formerly wecantgiggleitstheembrace)

Lucy not-my-area Cockburn.

I enjoy wasting time reading COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL fanfiction, mostly about the UTTERLY HETEROSEXUAL double act; consulting detective Sherlock Holmes and his PAINFULLY HETEROSEXUAL life partner flat mate Dr John Watson. Of course, I enjoy all things that are DREADFULLY HETEROSEXUAL. In fact, my life consists of little other than fangirling over some DELICIOUSLY HETEROSEXUAL males who just happen to look at each other in TERRIBLY HETEROSEXUAL ways and end up in 100% HETEROSEXUAL SITUATIONS.

Oh and this also goes for a certain clot-pole king and his sorcerer.

Sherlock. Doctor Who. Merlin. Homestuck. Harry Potter.

I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES (but I didn't make the background image and now I've lost who did so if you made it please inbox me and I can credit you)