*ships I will go down with until my dying breath and probably tale beyond the grave
Sherlock:
Sherlock/John
Mycroft/Lestrade
Mycroft/Cake
Mycroft/Umbrella
Moriarty/Moran
Anderson/Dinosaurs
John/Jam
Irene/Anthea
Sherlock/Irene
Lestrade/Molly
Mycroft/Lestrade/Molly
Jim/Molly
Doctor Who:
Doctor/Master
9/Rose
10/Rose
11/River
11/TARDIS
11/Craig
Rory/Amy
11/Rory
Merlin:
Arthur/Merlin
Gwen/Lancelot
Uther/Ygraine
Morgana/Morgause
Percival/Gwaine
Any knight/any other knight
Wholock:
Moriarty/Master
Irene/River
Harry Potter:
Ron/Hermione
Draco/Hermione
Draco/Harry
Sirius/Remus
Snape/Lily
Neville/Luna
Homestuck:
Jake/Dirk
John/Dave
Dave/Jade
Bro/Dave
Sufferer/Disciple
Mindfang/Redglare
Gamzee/Tavros
Terezi/Vriska
Eridan/Sollux
Sollux/Aradia
Karkat/John
Davesprite/Jadesprite
Kanaya/Rose
Daddy Egbert/Mom Lalonde
Equius/Nepeta - Moirail
Jack/Snowman
Bro/Mom Lalonde
Karkat/Eridan
Everyone/Eridan
And to be honest, I’m pretty cool with everything else, too.
The British government (and random journalist):
David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Boris Johnson/Jeremy Paxman
Other real life people:
Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Matt Smith/Karen Gillan
Robert Downey Jr/Jude Law
MOTHERFUCKING CRETTY FIRST AND ULTIMATE OTP
Nothing. I regret it.