fandom ships (oh wait and real life ones, too)

mycroft is our queen

(formerly wecantgiggleitstheembrace)

Lucy not-my-area Cockburn.

I enjoy wasting time reading COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL fanfiction, mostly about the UTTERLY HETEROSEXUAL double act; consulting detective Sherlock Holmes and his PAINFULLY HETEROSEXUAL ~~life partner~~ flat mate Dr John Watson. Of course, I enjoy all things that are DREADFULLY HETEROSEXUAL. In fact, my life consists of little other than fangirling over some DELICIOUSLY HETEROSEXUAL males who just happen to look at each other in TERRIBLY HETEROSEXUAL ways and end up in 100% HETEROSEXUAL SITUATIONS.

Oh and this also goes for a certain clot-pole king and his sorcerer.

Sherlock. Doctor Who. Merlin. Homestuck. Harry Potter.

I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES (but I didn't make the background image and now I've lost who did so if you made it please inbox me and I can credit you)

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*ships I will go down with until my dying breath and probably tale beyond the grave

Sherlock:

Sherlock/John
Mycroft/Lestrade
Mycroft/Cake
Mycroft/Umbrella
Moriarty/Moran
Anderson/Dinosaurs
John/Jam
Irene/Anthea
Sherlock/Irene
Lestrade/Molly
Mycroft/Lestrade/Molly
Jim/Molly

Doctor Who:

Doctor/Master
9/Rose
10/Rose
11/River
11/TARDIS
11/Craig
Rory/Amy
11/Rory

Merlin:

Arthur/Merlin
Gwen/Lancelot
Uther/Ygraine
Morgana/Morgause
Percival/Gwaine
Any knight/any other knight

Wholock:

Moriarty/Master
Irene/River

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione
Draco/Hermione
Draco/Harry
Sirius/Remus
Snape/Lily
Neville/Luna

Homestuck:

Jake/Dirk
John/Dave
Dave/Jade
Bro/Dave
Sufferer/Disciple
Mindfang/Redglare
Gamzee/Tavros
Terezi/Vriska
Eridan/Sollux
Sollux/Aradia
Karkat/John
Davesprite/Jadesprite
Kanaya/Rose
Daddy Egbert/Mom Lalonde
Equius/Nepeta - Moirail
Jack/Snowman
Bro/Mom Lalonde
Karkat/Eridan
Everyone/Eridan
And to be honest, I’m pretty cool with everything else, too.

The British government (and random journalist):

David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Boris Johnson/Jeremy Paxman

Other real life people:

Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Matt Smith/Karen Gillan
Robert Downey Jr/Jude Law
MOTHERFUCKING CRETTY FIRST AND ULTIMATE OTP

Nothing. I regret it.